can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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