I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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Drunk is not a location!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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