Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
