Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Drake has all the answers
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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