do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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