Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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