please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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