its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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