i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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