I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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