every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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