is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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