Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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