And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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