Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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