last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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