Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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