Your tits are I can't wait for
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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