What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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