wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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