How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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