No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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