Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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