Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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