You're my little dorito
I have demons in me.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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