Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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