She's JV to your varsity
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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