Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize