YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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