Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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