Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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