I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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