Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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