JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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