I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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