And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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