gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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