Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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