Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry RedneckNinja hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants

Fav 32 4607 827
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon

Fav 11 4509 886
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(908): View more from New Jersey

If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."

Fav 4 5637 1402
share tweet
(406): View more from Montana

He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage

Fav 8 4046 1226
share tweet
(904): View more from Florida

Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.

Fav 9 3937 1338
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.

Fav 23 1575 3955
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(319): View more from Iowa

Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?

Fav 15 3836 986
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕

Fav 1 77 129
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(941): View more from Florida

Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.

(1-941): View more from Florida

It's 6 in the afternoon?

Fav 0 29 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT