Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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