so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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