at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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