Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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