I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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