I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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