How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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