just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
