Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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