I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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