She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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