if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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