I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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