At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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