Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Randomize
