How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I am one with the molecules
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Never underestimate the power of titties
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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