fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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